By Chase Lehocky
Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, drug references and comic violence.
Runtime: 90 minutes
Well, what do you expect from spoof movies? Since the first two Scary Movie’s the spoof genre has gone though the roof, but the quality has sunk to hell. Disaster Movie is a disaster, but it does have some laughs… some.
I don’t even know any of the actors in this movie, because no good actors would be in the movie… well maybe Carmen Electra, but she has been in every spoof movie since Scary Movie. The four main characters though are Matt Lanter who plays Will, one of the people running from whatever there running from. Vanessa Minnillo who plays Amy and G. Thang who plays Calvin… you know what fuck it! No one really watches these movies any way.
The story makes fun of other movies and that is it. It makes fun of 10,000 BC, High School Musical, Clover Field, Iron Man, Hulk, The Dark Knight, Wanted, Superbad, Juno, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Indiana Jones, Beowolf, Enchanted, and Speed Racer… that is just naming a few. I will say a few positive things, combining all of these movies is pretty impressive. Also the chipmunks were really, really funny, and this spoof isn’t the worst out there. The Comebacks, and Meet the Spartans are the worst! (Meet the Spartans is the worst because they make fun of Transformers, no one fucks with Transformers)!
All in all spoofs are turning into shit, and I’m disappointed. Just bring back the Wayans Brothers; they know how to do comedies!
DISASTER MOVIE: HELL NO